Category - Suburbia

Variants on the beige colour of roofs and trim glaze your vision before you go inside a house where the colour of carpets and furniture in homes that ring cities all over the world is beige; the colour of suburbia.

Sayings in the collection called Suburbia refine the modern suburban dream for the people who must survive it. This is not because their lives are bland but because their lives are not what they used to be. They are distraught and distracted by modernity and the chronic fatigue of first world problems.

Suburbia offerings should be made on a Saturday to accompany the sounds of leaf blowers, petrol lawnmowers and radio-controlled toys, but Friday is the day of metal and that was impossible to pass up.

Endless peddling of bad news is pervasive


Endless peddling of bad news is pervasive

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